BRRR
THE MONEY PRINTER
Commission a printing press bound to a real ticker. Feed it the official Stock Token as paper. It prints notes — your claim on a vault filled by the paper you load and by a 4% tax on every $BRRR trade, from the very first one.
An ERC-721 bound to one real ticker
You pick the ticker at commission and it never rebinds. The ticker is the press’s whole identity: it decides what counts as paper, and it scales what the press does in a raid.
Official Robinhood Stock Tokens
Feeding is a real deposit of the matching Stock Token. Nothing is burned and nothing is minted out of thin air — the paper goes into the vault and becomes everyone’s dividend.
Your pro-rata claim on the vault
Printing accrues notes. Notes are not a token and never trade. They are your share of a vault fed by the loaded Stock Tokens and by 2% of every $BRRR/WETH swap.
Two inflows, one basket, one claim
The vault has exactly two sources: the Stock Tokens players load as paper, and the hook fee on $BRRR/WETH. Notes are the only way out of it, and cashing out burns the notes that paid you.
A press that runs dry jams. A press that stays jammed is gone.
You have 3 days of paper. Miss the reload and the press jams for 7 days: no printing, no raiding, and raiders take double off it. Miss that window too and it seizes — the NFT is burned, calibrated $BRRR comes back to you, unclaimed notes do not.
The token ships first. The game follows.
Nothing here is deployed yet. This is the order it goes out in, and the site says “Coming soon” everywhere an address is still missing rather than pretending otherwise.
$BRRR on Pons V2
Fixed-supply ERC-20 launches on the Pons V2 bonding curve. At 4.2 ETH the curve graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool. The site can go live with nothing on it but these docs.
The pressworks
Press NFT, loading with Stock Tokens, the jam clock, seizure, calibration, notes and claims. The vault starts filling the day the pool takes volume, whether or not the game is live.
Raids
Press-versus-press, with the Chainlink 24h return on each side’s ticker as the multiplier. Green day, your press hits harder. Red day, it eats it.
The floor
Daily wheel, sector runs, evolution of a press past rev. 10, swap-and-load in one transaction, optional dynamic hook fee.
Money printer go brrr, but somebody has to load the paper.
First press is free. After that the curve is 100 × n² $BRRR, so the tenth press costs a lot more than the first.